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[liarboo]

Usopp Barreto

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2/1

[concasse]

Ooooi usopp

u know those weid bright dots you see floating when you look at the sky or at light

ur white blood cells

ur wlecome

[liarboo]

[They haven't texted each other yet, is this how Lessy types, somehow Usopp expected better!! Also...weird topic...]

What??? who told you that? why are you telling ME??

[concasse]

online look it up

an why no?

maybe ull get on that one game show and win a million dollrs with this quetion

[liarboo]

Yeah thanks i'll be sure to use the phone a friend option if that ever comes up just in case

You believe everything you read online huh?

[concasse]

i fact check alt ileat four differn't sources don't give me sure say

*ur sass

[liarboo]

OK is this really lessy he's kind of dumb but he can't be this dumb at spelling come on!!

[concasse]

... yep

u got it

u cracket he code

i'm in a imposter

delete this number

[liarboo]

No way this is his number he gave it to me! you like stealing people's phones and sending suspect internet facts??

[concasse]

it's al iviing

don't hate the plaeyr hate the game

shit i do't even know waththat means right now but it sounds cool

[liarboo]

Wait

[long pause between texts]

Or are you drunk

[concasse]

ing ding ding

shit that too u k awhile

and not drunk just tipsy

[liarboo]

You sure?? cause...

[concasse]

istn i can' sell it's just more fun makin u guess

[liarboo]

omg

OK so when selly is tipsy he gives facts
Give me another fact

[concasse]

fuck u it's lessy

and the missisiiippi river run backwards

[liarboo]

Sorry auto correct!!

But whoah does it really? i'm gonna google that

[concasse]

i'mtoo lazy to lizy

*lie

so it's the truth

want another one?

[liarboo]

OK OK

[He's still gonna google it...]

Yes pls shoot

[concasse]

toilet paper's pin kin france




wait shit y'kdo know that one

[liarboo]

Yeah I've never forgotten! it's so damn weird!

And lessy you've been lying to me

[concasse]

... the fuk did i le about?

[liarboo]

The Mississippi river's only flowed backwards once in awhile!

[concasse]

not la ie

just ommision

u see this typing here u expect me to type out a full sensense without fucin up?

[liarboo]

I expect you to be able to add a couple extra words like "once in awhile" lessy!

4/1

[concasse]

yo

where the hell u at

[liarboo]

You mad?

If so I'm not telling

[Tone through text is hard to gauge!!]

[concasse]

fine i'll eat ur birthday cake by myself

1/2

[liarboo]

Wait no!!

2/2

[liarboo]

Wait what??

[concasse]

don't tell me i got the shitty date wrong...